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Lawyers working for the Met police told a detective who had been raped by a colleague that she could not have severe trauma because she was only attacked once.

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

That is insane, no one has a right to dictate how you may or may not feel.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 34 points 9 hours ago

What is the number of rapes needed for someone to have trauma? Is it two? Does that mean two little rapes is trauma, but not one big one? Is three rapes too much trauma?

Come on, Met Police, define your fucking line, you bastards.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

(Also yes for those of you keeping score at home, there’s no such thing as a big rape or a little rape, it’s all just rape and this whole fucking premise is absurd. I am incredibly high on flu drugs and am trying to fight flu A, be gentle on me and all cops are bastards.)

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

High on flu drugs and no racist rants.. Woah! And also clarity! Woah!

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Clarity there was luck.

I've been doing some accidental cunkposting here and there.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago
[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

The Ancient Greeks died out when they suddenly realized they were all made of marble, and stopped breathing and moving. They're still there, you can touch 'em and give 'em high fives, they like that, they smile inside. But outside they're dead. That's how you know. They got that "encased inside marble" bit about them that must be rough to live with.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago
[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 53 points 13 hours ago

Someone should rape the Met police...just once so as not to upset them.

[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Huh? This is about an officer that was raped.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 28 points 12 hours ago

No, this was about an officer that was told her rape was "no big deal" because she was only raped once.

I suggested that her censors should try it once to see how much trama it causes them.

I'm willing to bet they ALL decline my offer.

[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago

I'm willing to bet they ALL decline my offer

Well, if they have the option to deny and they do agree, it's not rape.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

I'm going for the trama.

[-] exaybachae@startrek.website 8 points 11 hours ago

Somebody should show them what that means.

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2026
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