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[-] CAPSLOCKED@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

once had a guy open his pants, tuck his penis down between his balls, turn it sideways 90 degrees, and called it a 'hamburguesa'

it was about 10 inches from my face

the military was interesting. i was not offended by this. maybe because i was already desensitized by then. who knows.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

In my first unit, a game the folks in the motor pool liked to play was if you were bending over they would come up behind you and dry hump you. They called it taking cakes. Everyone seemed completely desensitized to it. I was glad I didn't work motor t.

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Wow, thank fuck I decided against going to the military

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