Used to work at an animal shelter. We had a cat named Patty have four kittens, so naturally I named them Lettuce, Pickles, Onion, and Bun. Every once in a while I'm tickled by the fact that I got away with naming a cat Lettuce

There's a Scotty-Chihuahua puppy who's a regular at the local dog park here, and named "Snack Pack". He's the most adorable li'l goober! 🥰🥹😱

Yeah seeing a pet named Sandwich or French Fry would not even cross my radar except to coo over the animal lol

Had a dog named Butters. He was adopted as a senior and couldn't hear well so it didn't matter what we called him. We just kept the name he had.

I can't find his pic right now. I think I'd have to reboot into Windows to find it.

My friend's cat was named Bagel, very strong and handsome guy

I've got a cute pair of Siamese mixes named Alfredo and Toast. Toast's points are darker and Alfredo is super silky. And then there's the orange Cornish Rex named Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke or just Paipo for short. It's a mouthful but not of food.

I’m trying to think of a food that would be a bad cat name and I can’t.

Ketchup, Balogna, Frittata, Beans, even Worcestershire. These are all acceptable.

Might even name my next cat Broth. Who could even stop me?

Taco the cat!

Butter dog: it's the dog with the butter

Just last night we started calling our cats Crabcake and Cheddar Bay Biscuit. It started as simply mishearing what one of our kids said (heard crabby cakes instead of the normal paddycakes [a further nickname from Padfoot]) and ballooned from there. So now our cats are Red Lobster representatives.

I named one Ginger but fuck that asshole. He wants to sit on my bladder at 5:00 a.m.

I'm pretty sure it's a war crime

If I ever get a dachshund I'm calling it "Selsig", which is Welsh for "sausage".

Butters the cat you say, have I got a song for you.

https://youtu.be/FxFozKx5kqY?is=m5UaievogKvrwAuq

Pepper, ginger, cookie.

In France: but Casserole??! (it only means pan, like the sauce pan)