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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Decapitation by flying Tesla?

[-] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Hmmm, that would be spectacular, but mercifully quick.

Perhaps we could put them in a carbon fiber submersible and cycle it between the ocean floor and back until it delaminates. That way the evemt is still quick, but they’ll first endure hours of anticipation.

…. Or we could just do it Mussolini style

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Maybe fill several cars with the DOGE team and see which can jump the grand canyon.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2026
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