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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)

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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 99 points 5 days ago

My favorite is, "Why don't you make like a tree and go fuck yourself?"

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 5 days ago

[-] frisbird@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

I'm gonna OD on nostalgia from this

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago

This one's really good since some trees can self-pollinate.

[-] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

Is that why some family trees are so linear?

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 12 points 5 days ago

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