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Malaphors (lemmy.nz)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[-] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 15 points 5 days ago

I have a t-shirt that says "It's not rocket surgery" and depicts a surgeon working on a rocket with it's "guts" hanging out that are wires. I'm actually wearing it now, lol.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 12 points 5 days ago

What else are you wearing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] GeekMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Haha. I actually had a computer programming professor in university who wore a shirt that said something like; "Actually; I am a rocket surgeon". He worked on rockets.

He taught us C. That was the funniest he ever was.

[-] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 5 days ago

My university program had a semester of Fortran, a semester of Pascal, then there was a semester long project course which wrote an assembler - required to be written in C, no prerequisite semester of C, no course teaching C directly at all - just a project using it.

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