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Jerking dudes off behind a dumpster is recession proof employment.
And then you pay another dude to jerk you off, and he pays the guy you jerked off to jerk him off. That's 3x GDP right there. Recession solved.
Doing that tech bro math.
I’ve had friends in the strip club business that have complained about how they make less money when the economy is down. Idk if your plan would be affected in the same way.
Totally different business I actually give the people what they want.
Until you sell out to private equity.
Those guys have real money. You will be paid very well... or end up with an axe in your taint.
that makes sense, people have less money for strippers when you have no jobs.
HJ? BJ? ZJ?
ZJ?
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
OF material, you can make some money.
If this recession hits enough people as hard as it seems, I'm going to have to invest in a prosthetic just to make sure folks like you can have the pride of earning money with your hand~~job~~s instead of accepting handouts.
You're weird go to the end of the line.
I like when the hand is pre-lubed.
I like an economy where I need to jerk off less dudes . Get used to disappointment.