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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago

The same thing we do every recession, Pinky. Try to spend as little as possible on only the essentials and hope we don't end up homeless.

[-] enphurgen@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I have only known recession, when do I get to experience something else?

[-] measureyoucanpleasure@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

plan a: don't be poor

plan b: kill myself

[-] autriyo@feddit.org 47 points 5 days ago

None, I am already running on the existential minimum.

And I don't see that changing in the next few years.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 days ago
[-] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 10 points 4 days ago

Probably getting a divorce, losing the kids and the dog, and getting blown up by a drone being piloted by a furry in the coming resource wars.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 5 points 4 days ago

I pictured you from a battlefield camera drone POV and you are lugging a 5 gallon bucket of water through the rubble that used to be your neighborhood and suddenly a seeker death drone with furry cat ears whizzes overhead and drops a grenade. BLAM. Giant smoke cloud. A stream of water flows out from behind the dust cloud. Another brutal casualty of a filthy water hoarder. Serves you right for wanting to have drinking water.

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[-] Yeahigotskills2@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 days ago
[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

Self-employed tradesman, ill probably have to get a normal job. Which sucks for everyone, I keep my costs way lower for customers but digging up business and doing the work is a real challenge. And obviously ill miss my freedom. But at least ill just have to pull my 40hrs.

[-] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Maybe dumb question: are there loose trade groups that could share advertising / business digging? Or are you basically in competition with everyone else in your field?

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Not the person you're asking, but I'd guess the answer is, it depends. When I had a lawn care service I'd send work to other guys who did what I wouldn't and they would reciprocate. Did the same with my PC fixing side hustle. "I don't fix phone screens, but I know a guy."

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[-] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

Jerking dudes off behind a dumpster is recession proof employment.

[-] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

And then you pay another dude to jerk you off, and he pays the guy you jerked off to jerk him off. That's 3x GDP right there. Recession solved.

[-] original_charles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Doing that tech bro math.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I’ve had friends in the strip club business that have complained about how they make less money when the economy is down. Idk if your plan would be affected in the same way.

[-] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Totally different business I actually give the people what they want.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Until you sell out to private equity.

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[-] chleb@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Do not spend money unless you really need those things. Live as a minimalist. It means some sort of isolation, but it is better than being homeless!

[-] Bo7a@piefed.ca 9 points 4 days ago

Plant more root vegetables.

Yep, that's the whole plan.

[-] Hanrahan@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

same way we live now? ( m and f couple)

debt free

electricity cost is near $0 (have a solar systems that grid feeds surplus electricity we're paid for)

have an ecar and ebike we charge of said solar, so make our own fuel

live in a small rural community, lots of people DIY and grow their own food and swap/sell

have a free bus once a day to the nearby bigger city, use it on occasion for dentist/doctors appointments, or a day out in town

have a small acreage on the edge of town and get as much free beef as we want for letting the local farmer use it

have dozens of fruit trees around our house

my gf is a Chef who loves growing her own veg and fruit and cooks superb meals

have three years of expenses as cash

pay for water and local government taxes which is fine, get clean drinking water and the roads etc are repaired and we get a "free" library and "free" swimming pool out of it

[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Plans? Sir, you've misjudged me.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago
[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

you failed last time, didn't you

Failed successfully

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[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Years of data hoarding. I got a couple terabytes of my favorite shows and movies, and a gigantic backlog of steam games. I own my house and car, only pay taxes and insurance. No family. Might take up body building again. I got a couple big bags of beans and lentils so protein isn't an issue. Also some big bags of rice and allot of fruit & veggie seeds from last season. I got replacement parts for most everything, a rain collection system that I only use to water my garden right now, but I also just got an air still so I can get water if data centers fuck up my local municipal supply. Small array of solar panels that I could add a battery system to.

Despite living right next to my downtown area, I'm already damn near off grid. If it gets really bad I might have to fence off my garden and/or move it next to my bedroom window.

[-] Fallibilist@feddit.uk 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I have a stable job I can't be fired from, frugal lifestyle and substantial savings. Can't say I'm particularly worried. 2008 didn't affect me in any meaningful way either. Even now my country has the highest rate of unemployment in the EU yet I've been overworked the whole summer.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Wife works for a gov in a very stable position, keeping costs below her salary is how we plan to.

[-] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 16 points 5 days ago

Costs and salary are fast becoming the same number.

[-] FRYD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

I’m already homeless and I’ve got an okay job. So I either I keep living like I do or things become too expensive and I die.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

care to expand a little? interesting (the homeless and jobful part)

[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago
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What if I just...don't? I didn't get through the last three, why should I get through this one?

[-] BigTrashPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Die, mostly.

[-] Grizzlybur@piefed.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Im trying to speed run affording a cheap plot of land and to work it to make it self sufficient but close enough to a major city that I can still travel for work if needed. Ideally I’d like a electric vehicle that I can charge on a semi-off grid system but that’s a much longer term plan. I essentially want to return to homesteading/semi-subsistence farming. With current tech and tech around the corner, I feel like with the right moves you can do it with minor to no loss of modern luxury comforts. If I can mostly feed and house myself then logically I only need to work part time for mortgage payments and land taxes, and stray costs of fixing stuff.

it’s kinda like that vegan argument that’s been made lately, that no one is demanding you quit meat cold turkey even reducing is a MAJOR win. It’s hard to quit my participation in capitalism cold turkey, growing my own food, producing my own solar electricity, and overall reducing my consumption needs and having self reliance is a win.

that, and the only true reliable wealth in life is having access to productive land imo. Vegetables grow in the garden all the same regardless of stock prices, and the root cellar still keeps your jarred supplies cold. Im under no delusions of surviving any apocalypses but I will be much safer for some nasty recessions.

also, I just think this kind of lifestyle would be neat. I’d probably do it anyways even if I was dirty rich. It’s my version of a project car in the garage. A project homestead in the woods.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I applaud ALL of that, but I gotta comment on the food thing. The only reasonable way to provide your own food is to excel at a crop or three and trade with like minded growers.

I had similar dreams when I first got my 2.5 acres of swamp. Nope! Unless I got heavy machinery to pull the muck uphill to where the soil sucks (basically doesn't exist) and mix it in AND cut down shitloads of trees, that land is a non-starter. For now I'm trying to get super tough, self sustaining food that doesn't take any care like our local blackberries. Pretty thin on ideas there, and without living there, it costs time and gas so I can't run out there daily.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

plan? the last 2 people barely made it out or dint, jobs were getting scarcer in some industries for the last decade and the increasing reliance on jobs sites.

[-] crystalmathadept@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

A YouTuber reminded me that in the 80’s we were all told we would die in a firey radioactive blast from Russia or slowly for starvation as the smoke from millions of city sized fires chokes the sun out of photosynthesis entirely, so…. Stil planning on one of those.

[-] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago
[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

i wont be getting through it, but ill make sure that some of you guys do.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 5 days ago

:( but it won't be as fun without you.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 days ago

It's not like I can get any more poor. 🤷‍♂️

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago
  1. Marijuana

  2. ???

There is no step 3

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[-] Fizz 4 points 4 days ago

Keep working, reduce consumption of luxuries. I will still spend money, probably more than during good times. Because its important to keep spending so demand doesnt implode. I'll keep spending at my favourite restaurants, cafes and clubs because i want them to survive. My cost cutting will be on electronics and subscription services and things from overseas.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[-] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

For those looking for more stable jobs, look into healthcare. Even short credential programs can result in livable wage jobs like LPN nursing or technician roles. The work may not be glamorous, but they're stable. If it's in the realm of possibility an associates or bachelor's degree in nursing is even better

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

pharm tech, if you need a better than min wage job, and doesnt require any schooling you can study on your own and take the test before the national test. not reccommend you spend time and money for a CC school or a state university(at our state they have 2-3month program accelerated but quite pricey at 1500$) the CC is much longer, 9months(cheaper but its praticallya year). you can do it cheaper (you just need to do all the legwork yourself, search on the subs they have the best info for this.

another is rad technologist, 2 years of schooling but you need to have prereqs(which can be done within 1 year). 2 paths: CC which has pretty horrible wait list times, not reccommended unless you planning to wait years. other is paying a university program upfront (expensive but not as expensive as a degree) and i heard people make back all the money back once they get the job after 2 year program(estimated cost for private uni program 30-60k for the whole thing), but the salary is quite high for not requiring a full degree. only stipulation is you would be studying for 2 years and might not be feasible if you work full time.

yea Full nurses can make 70-144+/hr as travelling nurses(depends on where you are) a coworker told me her cousins are nurses. it requires alot of schooling though.

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