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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

Next he'll be paying off politicians to make it legal for police to come to your door and seize your RAM for 'national security'. There'll be a huge right wing media campaign, funded by the taxpayer, under the heading 'The War Against Home RAM'. People who own their own computers will be labelled 'terrorists'.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

They can pry my RAM from my cold dead hands

Brought to you by the National RAM Association (NRA).

this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2026
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