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Stock Market Bloodbath Spikes Fears of AI Bubble Bursting (futurism.com)

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Burn baby burn!!!!!!

“Many in the market feel we have no choice but for it to work out,”

Yes this is what it everyone feels like when they are in denial....

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[-] nehal3m@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

How about a zip gun selfie stick that auto uploads a picture when you pull the suicide trigger? Also a long and winding instruction manual for ending it all, and a 20 point listicle about why you should.

[-] eatshitforeverbutinaniceway@quokk.au 1 points 4 days ago

okay I kind of love the listicle. we van make the qr code to an app triggered by the trigger, that takes a pic. free flash too.

but what kind of bullet, can we do this without expensive bullets, and what is the saddest booze? mouth wash?

[-] nehal3m@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

WD40? And marbles are cheap, I’m sure you could 3D print the casing.

[-] eatshitforeverbutinaniceway@quokk.au 2 points 4 days ago

how to propel the marble?

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