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GOP Candidate Blames Unsolicited Nudes on His Young Age (He Was 53)
(newrepublic.com)
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"My God and my wife have forgiven me, and I would consider everyone else doing the same."
sigh This is a problem with religion, once you're convinced God has forgiven you have something, you cease all guilt because it's "handled" in a cosmic sense
It's the entire point for many. Jesus' blood covers up their sins. It's why all the shittiest people turn to religion when they're caught being shitty (Russell Brand being a recent, prominent example).
Plus it's a freebie. How are you going to disprove it?
God told me that guy is full of shit
I was speaking to the almighty and he thinks I've got good chances. He's pretty sure you're fucked, though.
We should totally start trolling the Far Right by claiming we found Christ and he's totally woke.
Some of them are already complaining that Jesus teachings are too woke
Jesus died for our sins. This guy's making sure he didn't die for nothing