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GOP Candidate Blames Unsolicited Nudes on His Young Age (He Was 53) (newrepublic.com)

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“As I near 60 years old, the expiration date has come and gone on any of my youthful indiscretions,” Taylor told the Nashville Scene when asked about the unsolicited nudes allegation. “Whatever story you think you’ve got, my wife is well aware of, and we’ve worked through it a long time ago.”

“My God and my wife have forgiven me, and I would consider everyone else doing the same,” Taylor added.

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[-] Tja@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago

Plus it's a freebie. How are you going to disprove it?

[-] NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

God told me that guy is full of shit

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Jesus died for our sins. This guy's making sure he didn't die for nothing

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I was speaking to the almighty and he thinks I've got good chances. He's pretty sure you're fucked, though.

[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

We should totally start trolling the Far Right by claiming we found Christ and he's totally woke.

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

We should totally start trolling the Far Right by claiming we found Christ and he's totally woke.

Some of them are already complaining that Jesus teachings are too woke

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