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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

I didn’t build a pizza company to follow the crowd.

I built it to ask the hard questions.

What if we took a perfectly good pizza… and put pineapple on it?

We considered it. We modeled it. We held a 14-hour strategy session with the team focused on improving our business performance.

And then we made the courageous decision to say no.

Not because pineapple is bad. Pineapple is a beautiful fruit. A triumph of nature. A tiny tropical sun with a silly green hat.

But on my pizza? It’s not aligned with our core values.

As an Italian chef, I believe in innovation x tradition. I believe in disruption and the classics. I believe in pushing boundaries and punching metal stuff.

We’re not anti-pineapple. We’re pro-purpose.

And our purpose is to make pizza that makes your nonna nod once, slowly, without saying a word. Makes her feel heat in her loins and understand her connections to the Cesars.

That’s the vision. That’s the mission. That’s true Italian pizza.

#Leadership #Innovation #TruePizza #Purpose #NoPineapple

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

You're absolutely right! And that's beautiful.

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2026
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