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[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

My dentist always asks how my teeth are so perfect. I tell him I use mouthwash 5-6 times a day, but I don't tell him why.

[-] DonJefe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The username checks out

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2026
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