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some wrote A bash script that writes to Sam Altman once a day to report the RAM he missed. (lemmy.nz)

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[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hi Sam,

I hear RAM is hard to come by these days, so it feels a bit rude to be sitting on 248.1 GiB of it. Total installed: 251.7 GiB. It's not for sale, I just like knowing it's there.

Stay allocated, A concerned RAM owner

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

That IS rude tbh. At least put it to work

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