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this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2026
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She’s following you, ‘bout 30 feet back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint She’s gaining on you “She-a” LaBeouf
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Fighting for your life with Shea LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shea LaBeouf Stab ‘er in ‘er kidney Safe at last from Shea LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shea LaBeouf