"I knew the dame was trouble from the second she walked through my door. She had a pert pouty face, curls, and legs that wouldn't stop generating"
"Legs so long, I had to stop midway and ask for directions."
I lit a cigarette and my brow furrowed; when her gams have gams, you know it's going to be a case that no one else wants and for good reason.
I'm so glad I'm not the only old person here.
Slenderman looking great since the transition.
can we not deadname her please?
Not everyone knows she goes by Luna now.
accurate
Slenderman is her surname.
I think you mean slenderwoman
Slenderma’am
Looks like dr zoidberg had to do reconstructive surgery.
I do not want this woman chasing me through the woods with a hatchet, she has forward kneecaps and backwards kneecaps and can likely leap forward twenty meters from a stop.
Dr. Freeman, could you take out this strider for us?
This woman is something else. I'm thinking of 4-knee-cation.
At first I was thinking, definitely unrealistically thin, probably unhealthy, then all I could think was KNEEEEEEEES!
It really got me scrolling down! Especially with the title, which is genius.
I had pretty much the same reaction but mine was more “whooOOOAAA” because my brain didn’t know what to do.
Ah, yes. Two sets of knees. The most beautiful legs I ever saw.
If she only has one pair of knees, she's not for me
This woman really is something else. When you tell her to get on her knees, she asks: "which ones?"
I mean i love women with long legs but not two knees long lol
Her legs have legs!
Yo dawg, …
The LLMs are just improving upon the design of the human!
OP has 'her' shown in a deliberately vulnerable, fully erect standing pose, but her normal relaxed standing pose is ->
Check out 'her' business-casual fit!
Slay, queen!
Look like Morrowind character
Girl looks ready to take me to Balmora.
I finally got working on my core, and now you're telling me I need 4 knees!? It's never enough is it...
There it is. I had to dig way to far before finding this Naked Gun reference.
Found the original image. Weirdly, the brand does actually seem to care about having diverse models on their website. I guess maybe this is some viral marketing shenanigans, or a really weird photoshop choice.
If you only have one set of knees what are you even doing
Damn new fetish unlocked.
A girl who can wrap her legs around me... twice.
I'm curious too
Or, she can put her legs behind her head AND wrap them around you.
For anyone else who’s ever gone on Pornhub and searched for “girl four knees”.
i am scared
You may not like it, but this is the peak Twister body.
She's got legs but does she know how to use them?
This is heavily edited, right? This isn't the image they really posted, surely?
She’s following you, ‘bout 30 feet back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint She’s gaining on you “She-a” LaBeouf
But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Fighting for your life with Shea LaBeouf Wrestling a knife from Shea LaBeouf Stab ‘er in ‘er kidney Safe at last from Shea LaBeouf
You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shea LaBeouf
Deez neez! I love 100 joint Sally!
Quite the legs 😳
Lieutenant Dan! She's got ~~magic~~ spider legs!
A place for things that don't fit anywhere or whatever
