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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.

  • Catch-22

Edit: man, I just need to reread this book huh? It's insane that the entire novel reads like this, and it's hysterical. Joseph Heller was a madman.

If you haven't read Catch-22, do yourself a favor. It's so goddamn funny.

[-] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 17 points 6 days ago

When I was in school, I was in the habit of reading a novel instead of listening to the teacher whenever I found the lesson boring (as I often did). I attempted this with Catch-22 and was immediately busted because despite my best efforts I laughed out loud halfway through the first page. Decades later it remains one of the funniest books I've ever read.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Every page is a masterpiece and I feel so bad for only reading a chapter or two every month. There are so many characters in it that I just lost track of who was who and did what, but I'm also way too deep to start over. But the humour is just classy.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.

He also looked so much like Henry Fonda that it was a significant problem:

" Long before he even suspected who Henry Fonda was, he found himself the subject of unflattering comparisons everywhere he went. Total strangers saw fit to deprecate him, with the result that he was stricken early with a guilty fear of people and an obsequious impulse to apologize to society for the fact that he was not Henry Fonda" ๐Ÿ˜‚

It's such a fantastic book! Literally can't recommend it enough if I live to be 120!

[-] wunami@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Just wait until you turn 121 and recommend it one too many times.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

That's a problem for "has been dead for decades" me, so not that worried rn tbh ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I LOLed so much at that book. Also, in similar vein: A Confederacy of Dunces.

[-] wax@feddit.nu 2 points 6 days ago

Quite good on audiobook as well!

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