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[-] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 86 points 6 days ago

Everyone knows WiFi routers generate phlogiston which unbalances the 4 humors and causes brain clouds.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago

Stop your bullshit fear mongering. We all know phlogiston is perfectly safe. The real problem is that 5g draws in miasma from local cemeteries.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You might want to be careful calling people out like that: it's not solved science.

I can remember people confidently arguing (and citing sources) that phlogiston is the problem and the miasma theory is quackery. Seems like every year we learn something new and it goes back and forth. "Are eggs healthy or not?", "Do crystals work via homeopathy or latent energies?", "Lizard people or greys?" etc.

Personally, I sidestep the issue and avoid both. I stick to things that have been settled as being healthy: like drinking massive quanties of colloidal silver.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

This is why it’s not economical to keep burying the dead in large fields like graveyards. All the pastureized miasma is not healthy! We need raw miasma like in the French catacombs. Why do you think they saw a renaissance?

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Ironically, Pasteur was French.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Pastureized sent me

[-] Hardeehar@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I've been saying this for years. A properly balanced body should contain equal parts blood, phlegm, yellow bile, and cemetery dust. Anything else is a nutritional deficiency.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

How come nobody is even talking about orogone?

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 6 days ago

You're fluctuating my luminiferous ether!

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