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[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 20 points 6 days ago

Open the wifi on their phones

Then, they’re hypocrites.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

No, he only gets sick when you use wifi, not when he does

[-] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago

Ah, a classic case of Munchausen by proxyserver.

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Instead of 100 mW WiFi, he uses >1W for 4G/5G, with higher frequencies (bigger energies per photon) as well! Great Success!

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2026
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