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[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Peasant.

I have my ethernet cable connected to a space elevator. Vertical line straight into orbit. I get faster satellite style internet than anybody in the world AND airplanes have to plan their route around me.

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