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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 128 points 22 hours ago

Hope you chose the "rich parents" background or you're gonna struggle the entire game.

[-] Carl@anarchist.nexus 63 points 22 hours ago

Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Thats mostly true. You could also have a dying relative who could leave one to you as well.

[-] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 5 points 19 hours ago

True. You should have invested 69 years ago too. Such a looser

[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Should've bought 420 oz of gold 69 years ago, otherwise you're screwed.

[-] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 16 hours ago

I'd double the bet.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 4 points 22 hours ago

You might become a Musk or Trump though

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 22 hours ago

"Bro, your cash isn't even controlled by any attribute; there's no need to make INT and WIS dump stats."

[-] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Bro theres a patch, its a quicktime event now, if ya fail it ya dont get the rich parents anymore

[-] Freeposity@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Yeah I feel sorry for anyone who will be alive in 50 years. There is a pretty good chance there will be a global famine due to ecological collapse of the world's oceans that wipes out hundreds of millions of people if not billions.

It's too late to save the whales and the fish.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 21 hours ago

That's doomer talk. Look on the bright side...

I'll be back to edit once I figure out what to put.

[-] Freeposity@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Nope. There is nothing we can do to stop the inevitable collapse of vertibrate life in the ocean. This type of extinction event has happened at least two other times in the past. It's not a matter of if at this point, but when. It could be 50-150 years.

It's going to get very bad before humanity wakes up.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

At least the politicians and billionaires won't bear any consequences for it.

Hey, waitaminute! That's not a good thing!

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 20 hours ago

I'll quote the original Twister:

"It's coming right for us!"

"It's already here."

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

“I gotta go we go cows!”

[-] wittymcusername@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

“Right hand… red.”

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It's no good saving whales anymore

They've packed up and flew out their bowls

Carrying all other sea life in parcels

Addressed to a conquistador

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