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[-] SpaghettiMaster@feddit.uk 1 points 22 minutes ago

What if you don't hold it normally? Use a type of ammo from a weapon normally too long for suicide and connect something to the trigger so you can reach it, or wrap the balloons string around it.

If you watch enough true crime you can probably work out how to make your suicide look like a murder, or at the very least leave them confused for a while.

this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2026

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