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The guy only remembers like 7 people now.
Person Woman Man Camera TV
Right? Was he just in the room with Tim Cook? Bruh doesnʻt have object permanence.
Guess he remembered the piece of junk on a gold-plated turd that Cook gifted to him, and which any janitor at Apple would throw away.
:looks at desk, reads first thing he sees:
No, he was in a room with Tim Apple. I think Mr. Apple suggested Tim Cook to him, though.
Bramleys are the best cooking apples.
Conversely, Timmie's has gone downhill in recent years.
Jensen Huang already was once of the corrupted ones (I bet this affair was a blackmail, trump knew and didn't act) a new guy would require again to find someone new (and might possibly have nothing). Tim Apple is already corrupted and trump thought renaming from Tim Apple to Tim Superintelligence might be a massive upgrade.
You're a little behind, he's now outed with three different mistresses (as of a few hours ago).
So far...
Why I'm not surprised.
Though someone who had 2 is unlikely to stop there.
He only remembers the ones that donated to his ballroom
I wonder if it is a single person changing his diaper, or if they rotate
One person does it once, and then they wipe their memory with a neuralizer
Every time they try to do this in the movies the wipe doesn't work long term and the characters have a journey uncovering the truth, with a horrible reveal.
I assume this would be the same.
Jason Borne, only he remembers that he used to wipe tRump's ass and emptied his diapers. That would be a great twist.
He keeps gagging as he's punching throats, only serving to fill his rage meter even more.
The Bourne Depravity.
Worse if anything
Mostly Natalie these days
Who happen to be the same people who contributed money to his inauguration.
...and one guy just because he gave him a gold plated iPhone.