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I don't understand the Microsoft Outage
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this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2026
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Should just post a question on Microsoft community support.
"Hello, I'm a verified microsoft support agent, here to help you with your request! [3 paragraphs of boilerplate] Have you tried turning it off and on again? If you think this was helpful, don't forget to rate me 5 stars!"
Clearly a fake.
Didn't even recommend »sfc /scannow«.
First step is to reinstall windows on an clean, formatted SSD. Obviously
"with 7 years experience"