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So Mass surveillance CEO say taking away their power will cause more of it? Makes sense /s
It’s threat of punishment. There’s the money, and then there’s the rest of us. We’re at the point where the money doesn’t expect further pushback (with teeth) from us.
The bearings will continue until my morale improves.
Which surfaces? If we're talking nails on chalkboard then it's all smiles. But a well greased main gear? May wanna push for a harsher threat.
God damned autocomplete.
Let’s just assume he’s got a sock full of ball bearings.
Clearly he's saying that he's a lazy overpaid piece of crap who doesn't do his job most days, but if he gets taxed more he'll actually feel the need to do some work for a change. /s