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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

You could also do this in reverse.

Anal -> cock wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob

... I ... guess step 2 is technically optional.

shudders

[-] QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

You know, I'm gonna get so much hate for this, but ngl...

NSFW, TMII take anal hygiene very seriously and I refuse to have sex if I'm not as clean as I could be. And that's why...

...sometimes, when I feel like it, my bf just flips me around mid-sex, I suck him for a bit and then he flips me back again, so that my butt is facing him (again) and he keeps on fucking me.

It adds a bit of extra spit (as lube), he fucking loves it and I do as well. It's kinda degrading and it just makes me feel super submissive and dirty for my boyfriend.

Always tastes like coconut oil, cum and cock. Never had a problem.
We're two consenting adults and we're both into it. Don't see the issue 🤷‍♀️

Honestly, it works super well for us. And it feels really hot and submissive and dirty to do 🩷
I'm sure the taboo aspect is one of the reasons it feels so good. And I don't even think atm is that uncommon of a fetish?

[-] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago

Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there's a rimjob planned?

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the ... undesirable residue from said plumbing was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.

I guess i need to put in Step 0 of 'probably use lube'? If that wasn't obvious? So... anyway, it'll mostly taste like lube + cum.

[-] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?

[-] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 7 minutes ago

Unfortunately not.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.

... link?

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Here's your poo nugget xir.

NSFWhttp://www.efukt.com/21049_It%27s_Only_Smellz.html

(almost puked in my mouth watching this)

[-] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a post-anal blowjob with a poo nugget.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh dear lord.

I uh... I think I'm good, thats enough of an answer lol.

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