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[–] DonjonMaister@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even if you DO escape, there is no guarantee that you'd leave with your sanity intact.

[–] way_of_UwU@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Imagine at 00:59 minutes elapsed, your boss enters and informs you that it's actually an upstream data issue and that no changes are required.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How'd your boss figure that out before you did?!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

This is the data gathering process for the performance review, maybe?

[–] Lemmyin 3 points 2 years ago

Lol you just made my day with that comment