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    [–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Finding: It’s our new intrusion detection software deployed across the enterprise that reads every byte read or written to disk and memory.

    Check for updates and maybe, just maybe, the vendor, fickle gods that they are, will release an update that doesn’t mistakenly triple scan everything.

    [–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

    Then the intrusion detection software ends up being the entry vector for a virus and the company doesn’t learn its lesson

    [–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Someone has worked for the DoD...

    [–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

    Corporate experience

    [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

    Department of the Delta Quadrant?

    [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    We've had one virus scan, yes, but what about second virus scan?