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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Hahaha

Rice and tortilla chips are both basically solid carbohydrates, right? So like, what's the difference between eating refried beans with tortilla chips, and putting refried beans in rice?

What they have in common is that they both make me not hungry anymore. The difference is how.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you make Mexican rice, it kicks ass with beans.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was as white as I am

[–] B0rax@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn't have either on me.

He let me go with a warning

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As white as driven snow

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Whiter, even

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he's got a better tan than I do.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Neon white.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bet it wasn't.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

refried beans in rice

So, tex mex? I'm pretty sure your classic tex mex bean burrito is rice + refried beans + cheese (like this nonsense; don't show your Mexican friends).

And in some Asian cultures, they absolutely do put beans in rice, like pat bap.

[–] Hello_there@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

You were so close. Gallo Pinto is a Latin American dish where you get black beans and white rice together. It's delicious.