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submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 81 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I give myself knife hands over my body before going for the towel. Towel stays significantly more dry and I can use it several times before it needs a wash.

[–] WhoIsTheDrizzle@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I got ridiculed for doing this by my partner. I do it very quickly and vigorously, it just makes a ton of sense to me; I end up being dry faster and more efficiently than going straight to the towel.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes it's okay to tell your partner to go fuck themselves.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Just give them a vibrator/fleshlight, same message but more constructive.

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I can use it several times before it needs a wash.

Look at this guy over here, washing his towels.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

This is it, my least favorite comment chain today

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

alt-text: relevant Dilbert

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

That’s how you fuck up your towel mushroom harvest.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

The good ol' hand squeegee

[–] odelik@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago

I just shake like a dog for a good 10 seconds.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

I've done this for years!

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why does your towel need to be washed more often if it gets wetter?

The water coming off your body is pretty clean (you just showered).

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Things like to grow on wet stuff. Even if you're clean, wet towels will start to grow things and get an odor. The quicker the towel gets dry the quicker it doesn't grow stuff.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

IMO it matters more how long it has been since you last washed it, not how wet it was. It also depends a lot more on the climate. A wet and humid client will be worse than a house with central heating in the winter, where things are notoriously dry.