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Touch a file in Linux (programming.dev)

submitted 8 months ago by chraebsli@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember to confirm consent before touching.

[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

sudo touch woman

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

to whom, perchance?

[–] gaael@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

[–] lud@lemm.ee 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] thecodeboss@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Omg I hadn't seen this one before, laughing so hard