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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 132 points 8 months ago (21 children)

Does anyone actually use touch for its intended purpose? Must be up there with cat.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 94 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 76 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wtf. All these years I thought 'touch' was reference to Michelangelo's Creation of Adam.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 44 points 8 months ago

That's beautiful, bro 🥲

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 91 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The intended use of touch is to update the timestamp right?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 100 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yeah. It could just as well have issued a file not found error when you try to touch a nonexistent file. And we would be none the wiser about what we're missing in the world.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

“Do one thing and do it very well” is the UNIX philosophy after all; if you’re 99% likely to just create that missing file after you get a file not found error, why should touch waste your time?

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because now touch does two things.

Without touch, we could "just" use the shell to create files.

: > foo.txt
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Touch does one thing from a “contract” perspective:

Ensure the timestamp of is

[–] dan@upvote.au 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Systemd also does one thing from a contract perspective: run your system

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

with this logic, any command that moves, copies or opens a file should just create a new file if it doesn't exist

and now you're just creating new files without realising just because of a typo

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But this directly goes against that philosophy, since now instead of changing timestamps it's also creating files

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You can pass -c to not create a file, but it does go against the philosophy that it creates them by default instead of that being an option

EDIT: Looking closer into the code, it would appear to maybe be an efficiency thing based on underlying system calls

Without that check, touch just opens a file for writing, with no other filesystem check, and closes it

With that check, touch first checks if the file exists, and then if so opens the file for writing

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 9 points 8 months ago

If you touch -c it should work I guess

[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We use it to trigger service restarts.

touch tmp/service-restart.txt

Using monit to detect the timestamp change and do the actual restart command.

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[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

what is cat's use if not seeing whats inside a file?

[–] Navigate@lemmings.world 61 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It is short for concatenate, which is to join things together. You can give it multiple inputs and it will output each one directly following the previous. It so happens to also work with just one input.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It is to use along with split. e.g.

  1. You take a single large file, say 16GB
  2. Use split to break it into multiple files of 4GB
  3. Now you can transfer it to a FAT32 Removable Flash Drive and transfer it to whatever other computer that doesn't have Ethernet.
  4. Here, you can use cat to combine all files into the original file. (preferably accompanied by a checksum)
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[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I sometimes use cat to concatenate files. For example, add a header to a csv file without manually copy and paste it. It’s rare, but at least more frequent than using touch.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 19 points 8 months ago
$ cat file1 > output_file
$ cat file2 >> output_file
$ cat file3 >> output_file

I'm sorry!

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When you updated a Django server, you were supposed to touch the settings.py file so the server would know to reload your code. (I haven't used any for a long time, so I don't know if it's still the procedure.)

There are many small things that use it.

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[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

I used it recently to update the creation date of a bunch of notes. Just wanted them to display in the correct order in Obsidian. Besides that though, always just used it for file creation lol

[–] noproblemmy@programming.dev 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

cat

Ahhhhh, fuck. I'm quite noob with linux. I got into some rabbit hole trying to read the docs. I found 2 man pages, one is cat(1) and the other cat(1p). Apparently the 1p is for POSIX.

If someone could help me understand... As far as I could understand I would normally be concerned with (1), but what would I need to be doing to be affected by (1p)?

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't know anything about Linux but I do love touching cats

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Cat is actually super useful.

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[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 54 points 8 months ago

These are some weird looking dolph--- oh

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember to confirm consent before touching.

[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can only touch in places where you have permission to touch.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Iseif is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

images-2

Same energy as Joan Cornella's comics

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[–] null@slrpnk.net 40 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Is there a command that's actually just for creating a new file?

[–] gamma@programming.dev 36 points 8 months ago

Nope. If you open a nonexistent path and you have permissions to write to that directory, then that file is created.

[–] ezchili@iusearchlinux.fyi 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Feels dangerous to run. What happens if the file already exists and has something important in it?

touch -a is probably better

[–] gaterush@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The other command could just be printf '' >> file to not overwrite it. Or even simpler >>file and then interrupt

[–] owsei@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)

or :>>file then you don't need to interrupt

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[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 8 points 8 months ago

I mean, nano filename will work, but there's no mkfile that I can find...

$>filename would also work, but it's not explicitly for creating a new file

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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm way to used to doing nano file.txt that I always forget about touch.

Although most times, if I create a file, it's to put something in it

[–] debil@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you need multiple files for testing a script or such: touch file{1..5}.txt

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[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago

As a Linux user, that is truly magical, and beautiful.

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