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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Touch does one thing from a “contract” perspective:

Ensure the timestamp of is

[–] dan@upvote.au 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Systemd also does one thing from a contract perspective: run your system

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago
[–] dukk@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Does it do it well, though?