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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by Venator to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Too confusing for computer smh

Apologies for the oversight. Let's adjust the woke meal plan accordingly:

Woke Meal Plan (Revised):

Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories

Snack: Apple slices with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)

Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)

Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)

Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)

Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories

"appy slicey not woke"

Snack: Sliced cucumber with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)

[–] Venator 4 points 6 months ago

Well done, much more woke 😂