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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by Venator to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] Venator 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Nope, David Seymour really is that stupid.

https://news.google.co.nz/search?q=David+Seymour+woke+lunch

[–] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Seymour's idiotic comment is real, but the article you linked is satire playing off it.

A lot of the internationals here seem to be taking the article at face value

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Why is there WOKE coming out of your oven, Seymour?