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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by Venator to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Surely that spaghetti-topped pizza isn't real, that's got to be from one of those ragebait tiktoks or something right? That looks and sounds awful.

[–] Venator 16 points 6 months ago

That's a reference to a previous NZ prime ministers recipe: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/06/tinned-spaghetti-pizza-new-zealands-prime-minister-shocks-with-monstrous-recipe

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[–] Knuschberkeks@feddit.de 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's actually really good. Not that one in Particular, put Pizza with Tomatoes sauce, spaghetti and cheese is actually great.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like my bread with more bread on it.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, baguette pizza is also just bread on bread, and we all love that

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

First I've heard of baguette pizza but now I must try it. I've had pizza on a baguette before but never baguette on pizza.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You've never placed three baguettes on top of a pizza? We've all done that!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We made a Lo Mein pizza at one of the places I used to manage. I tried one piece. It wasn't bad, but there's no reason, outside of competitive swimming, to carb load that much