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[-] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 44 points 2 years ago

Then you look at the uptime. 247 days. No longer have you been elevated. Now you're the vilest of vile. You're the user that lies. You just say what you think we want to hear, don't you? Well, now you're getting put on hold. For as long as your uptime was.

[-] DokPsy@infosec.pub 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We have a running leader board for uptime. Servers don't count. That said, I've seen some people who think they actually are turning it off but the machine just enters sleep mode. I only trust

shutdown /r /t 0

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Is everyone using kpatch then? Because uptime if you're still running 3.12 is silly.

[-] DonGirses@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

add a /f for good measure

[-] kewko@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

/a /A Pleeeeease Haiku?

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just press the power button/switch on the UPS/PSU/wall.

[-] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

IT people casually telling users to turn off all the breakers for 30s

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

To be fair, I do IT for convenience stores. Sometimes we have to reboot pumps or similar, and all we can do is have them throw a breaker for 30 seconds lmao

[-] DokPsy@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago

I'm remote so either I trust the user or push commands. I know which I prefer

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 2 years ago

Hello there REISUBber!

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't shutdown /p be faster?

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yup this is exactly what I was going to post. Was in the industry for 10 years and call me pessimistic but the second they told me they'd already rebooted I'd check uptime.