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We have a running leader board for uptime. Servers don't count. That said, I've seen some people who think they actually are turning it off but the machine just enters sleep mode. I only trust
shutdown /r /t 0Is everyone using kpatch then? Because uptime if you're still running 3.12 is silly.
/a /A Pleeeeease Haiku?
add a /f for good measure
I just press the power button/switch on the UPS/PSU/wall.
IT people casually telling users to turn off all the breakers for 30s
To be fair, I do IT for convenience stores. Sometimes we have to reboot pumps or similar, and all we can do is have them throw a breaker for 30 seconds lmao
I'm remote so either I trust the user or push commands. I know which I prefer
Hello there REISUBber!
Thankfully, I'm not on Windows.
But the switch is only to make sure it is off. Of course I poweroff before that.
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Trust me! I really do!
Wouldn't shutdown /p be faster?