the reason is literally "because we decided not to implement it"

Saved you a click.

this. put the sensors, audio jack, notification led, ir blaster back!

And fuck off with the ai!

but gen z is not tech savvy. They can use a browser. and watch youtube. They never advance past that stage

academy award nominee "Margot Robbie" of course!

followed by "worcestershire sauce"

these actions already admit defeat

I will, in turn, be very thoutful about buying any of your games.

whoops, one of our developers slipped on a banana peel and accidentally hit all the right keys, over the course of a couple of hours, to accidentally implement ads in the game

I'm european. That's already how these things work.

Maurice Moss almost managed it, but unfortunately he had an overheating problem

it's involved in crypto. That's a permanent red flag for me.

each new phone is more expensive, with less functionality.

hover on the touch screen? gone

iris scanner, gone

headphone jack? gone

air pressure sensor? gone

humidity sensor? gone

ir blaster, gone

meanwhile I get charged out the ass for storage space.

Why the fuck would I want a newer phone?