[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

I'm geographically European as well. But, hey, different people like different things and that's ok. The VW is the worst offended in my mind, that red glowing logo just looks like cheap plastic to me.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I use Password123$ everywhere.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

Not a fan of the light strips that have started appearing, but it's the logos mostly. They just look cheap.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

They stay illuminated as shitty looking running light.

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submitted 4 days ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/cars@lemmy.world

A couple of other offenders:

Saw a Merc today with a similar treatment. I do not enjoy them. But the VW ones are the worst.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

He eats salad 6 days a week and exercises.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

Insert the ball.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Here's another. If two people are parked like this and the spaces are tight:

_____________  
| F |   | F |   
| B |   | B | 

Then you should reverse into the space between them, like so:

_____________  
| F |  B| F |   
| B |  F| B | 

so your passenger door is close to the passenger door of the car next to you and there's a bigger gap between your car's driver's door and the third car's driver's door.

Or like this if you drive on the wrong side of the road:

_____________  
| F |B  | F |   
| B |F  | B | 
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submitted 6 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/casualuk@feddit.uk

His name is Greg.

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New Top Gear? (lemmy.nz)
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I misread the title of the post from yesterday, thought it was eighteen dollars, not one billion dollars. Got me wondering.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Fuk yehh!

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Times are hard, the cost of living is rising, and so, like many people, I'm trying to cook cheaper meals for the family. I recently did the Piri-piri chicken wing, wedges and corn traybake from BBC Food.

Wings are cheap, potatoes are cheap, and corn isn't crazy expensive. The limes were probably the most extravagent ingredient. Total price, probably £2-£3 per person.

It was great, and the family all enjoyed it. To the point where it would go on the regular rotation even if we had suitcases full of cash stashed around the place!

What are your best economical recipes that aren't just beans, chickpeas, and rice? Meals you actively looks forward to, rather than just a budget way of getting calories inside you?

On my list for the coming week:

  • Carbonara
  • Sausage and mash with onion gravy
  • Chicken Quesadillas
  • Mac and Cheese with salad
  • Spicy black bean tacos
  • Stir-fried tofu
  • Slow cooker leek and potato soup

I can supply recipes for any of these.

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Labracadabrador!

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Revelation! (lemmy.nz)
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submitted 11 months ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

A Himhe bar!

[I'm very excited about this joke because it was actually a daughter joke. And so the student has become the master!]

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk

Suck my balls.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 148 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m from a different generation, I guess. I just don’t find the bolt-on titties and filler duck-pout look at all attractive.

Edit to add: I don’t find the Bentley Bentayga at all attractive either.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 158 points 1 year ago

“Some of you will remember my jokes from last time, please don’t spoil them for the first timers.”

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