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[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 18 points 1 year ago

I’ve had a week to do 2 hours max of work. It’s due 2 days ago. I’ll start it tomorrow.

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Fwiw, I believe in you and your ability to do the 2 hours of work!

I struggle to get shit done too, but it gets done, checkmate naurospicies! :p

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The thing is, if you would have done the 2 hours of work immediately, and within 2 hours, you would just be bringing attention to the fact that you only needed 2 hours and you will get more work assigned to you with no benefit whatsoever.

Now they think it actually takes a week, and you've properly set their expectations to 2 hours of work per week.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago
[-] dumbass@quokk.au 7 points 1 year ago

Me: Fuck you past me! Always leaving me to clean up your mess!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Better than my asshole roommate who constantly leaves his clothes on the floor and dishes unwashed in the sink.

Full disclosure: I live alone

[-] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 1 year ago

I've got the same roommate and he smokes all my fucking weed.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

sounds like a real asshole, I hope he at least pays your rent

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Also me: Fuck you future me! You deal with this!

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 points 1 year ago

My current recommended strategy: turn around and look the other way. Now all you see is a sunny beach and nice palm trees.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago

If I'd known that inevitable death was that easy I'd have put shit off even sooner.

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