If you see a bag of sugar hitchhiking, you should give a saccharide.
"I always knew this is how it would end!"
Meanwhile, on my computer:
For real, Summer has been a grueling slog with no end in sight.
I think that would require Ed to have some self-respect in the first place.
Better get two so that there's enough power for the v-girl to give live commentary on the gameplay.
"It's a stolen car. Follow me to my chop-shop."
Poor little pick-me prick, all he's left with now are his billionaire friends 😭.
I don't have a definitive answer to all your questions, but I can confirm that goretroid.com is the official website.
For the other Q's, I would just say that generally, if you're going to be running Gamehub Lite or Armada, you're going to want as much built-in storage and RAM as you can get your hands on. Gamehub doesn't support loading games off of SD cards right now.
Don't worry--I'm talking about good ol' wholesome firearms:
I suspect the viewership is small, their run is nearly over, and the creators are in a mood to do whatever silly things that take their fancy. Fun, in spirit, but de gustibus non est disputandum, I guess.