It would have cost you nothing to never share this thought, and yet here we are.

Sigh, this guy is my fucking hero, honestly. Can't believe Bernie still fights so hard for you guys after you did him so dirty.

Ah, a billionaire finally doing the most useful thing they'll have ever done; feeding worms and creating compost.

Wait, you can't give people food or water if they're standing in the line? Why the hell not?

And hours in line?? What? Why!

In one photo there is one confident person doing a surprisingly normal activity that makes them happy.

In the second photo there's a sell-out, Trump-supporting weirdo.

This guy is the whiniest fucking baby. How is it that so many "tough guys" in the States are such big fans of this weakass soft boy. He's pathetic.

It's really easy to avoid sentencing, I've done it all my life by following one simple rule: Don't Do Crimes.

Dear corporations,

Your current higher profit margins were my former lunch money. You kept all my raises for yourself, and then gave yourself some nice bonuses for fucking me over.

Quit blaming ME for ruining the economy.

Sincerely, The (former) middle class

Texting on a WiFi iPod, amazing

Bunch of loser crybabies wondering why they've been excluded when everyone hates their stupid asses for being objectively awful humans.

Eat shit, TERFs. Go die in a ditch, Nazis.

LOL, sooo close and then WHOOSH, totally missed the point

Top-Secret security clearances should be mandatory for all party leaders and deputy leaders.

Pierre Poilievre is a coward.