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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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An inbound text which reads "Hi It's Maria May I send over some affordable health insurance quotes through BCBS, Aetna, and United? Y for more info Reply END to opt-out." Followed by a response which reads "Hi, Miss May! What's your personal favorite affordable health insurance quote?" An unsent follow up in the text box below reads "Mine is "delay, deny, depose"."


Edit: Oh wait she responded

1000015603

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The same messages as the above image, with another inbound text which reads "The one that best suits your coverage needs. What exactly are you looking for in a new policy?" Followed by a response which reads "I think M4A is a good step in the right direction, but what I'm looking for is gonna take more than just new policy"

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by TherapyGary@piefed.diffrint.org to c/TheShitpostOffice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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A Lemmy screenshot showing a comment which reads
"removed by mod"
"Restored from the public modlog"
"Reason: Rule 1. Don't throw mud. That includes not telling people to "go fuck yourself"."
"First of all, go fuck yourself. Now that we are ready for a nice and constructive discussion, ..."

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