Gas hitting $9 per gallon should drive some ridership and increase property values near stations.

Using Kermit so you could resume your download after a family member picked up the phone.

Reboots some switches is a pro.

I am more scared of US Senators that are dumber than my cat.

My PS2 works great. Lots of fun games for it.

Why is our recidivism rate so terrible?

What's that? You have a criminal record? Sorry, I can't risk hiring you.

Only 6.9 killowatt hours to come up with that recommendation. A bargain.

"We're not allowed to just straight out ask for a bribe, so you have to figure that out on your own and give us the money under the table."

"Did you stay at a Trump branded hotel ofr this trip? That'd be a start."

"No one wants to work" has always had an unspoken "for the paltry wages I am offering" component to it.

I think filing a fraudulent DMCA takedown should be a felony and the ceo of the organization that filed is the presumptive fraudster unless he can prove that his employee filed it against his explicit order not too. Also, a DMCA notice should be invalid and ignored unless signed by the criminally responsible CEO.

FBI searching for the killer: United Healthcare denied 2.8M insurance claims in the last year and most of those people have families, so it looks like we have around 10M suspects.

At least Stormy got paid.

She can't believe this is her reward for slurping.