Darwin Awards, here we come.

Qalculate! is the best calculator I know of. But of CalcYou works for you, enjoy it.

I recommend Conversations as an XMPP client.

Punch that gift horse in the teeth.

"Panties the Defect"

Use GIMP.

It doesn't. Use GIMP or Krita.

They didn't. Use GIMP.

OLED suffers burn-in. IPS does not. You can get good contrast on a good IPS screen, or with good settings on a crappy IPS screen.

I might be ultra weird because I even get my photos printed.

Bogos binted?

So, he was elected, by the cardinals.

Other names for relationships that don't end with "end":

• wife
• husband
• spouse
• partner
• significant other