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It's a corny joke
Somehow, pineapple on pizza was created in the global pineapple capital that is Ontario, Canada.
And named after a US state (or was it a territory back then?) that's furthest from Canada.
I actually did this once and there's a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.
Thanks for commenting here. I'm glad you were finally able to rehabilitate your way out of prison.
spreads nutella shit all over it
Why are you the way that you are?
cake.
cheese cake.
Your birthday parties must be wild.
Lewis_black_on_candy_corn.mp4
I bet that's hilarious. I'll have to look it up.
Yummyyy 😋😋😋
You are the 10th Dentist.
Still better than normal corn on pizza
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I don’t know what the pineapple lovers are eating but it ain’t pizza.
Are you really going to take a shot at pineapple while this monstrosity runs amok?
One can only imagine the horrors that goes through the mind that thought this up.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Not sure if Iv seen this one before. I know Iv seen a few pineapple non pineapple eaters unite post before. Usually its something unusal for pizza, but I would totally try.
This looks gross tho. Like enjoy that if you want but i aint even trying that one.
I think that's wise.
Are those pills?
Yeah, buddy, they're just pills. Pay them no mind. Now cover your ears.
[Nobody tell them. Imagine having the innocence back of not knowing the horrors]
That would taste better lol
Anyone who willingly eats candy corn is 100% a serial killer and will murder you at the earliest chance.
Candy corn is fine. It's not great, but it's fine. Far from the worst candy out there.
Putting it on pizza, however, is a war crime.
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It has a subtle salty butteryness that is just delightful.
It's a lump of sugary wax that's colored with crushed up insects.
And?
What's wrong with candy corn? It's not my favorite but it's good.
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I eat candy corn willingly when it's the last candy in the house. I have yet to aerial murder anyone
Exactly the sort of thing a serial killer would say.
that was supposed to be serial not aerial but you know what they're both true so nyeh
Thanks for giving a hint of what is going on in the picture. I've never seen this candy corn and I intend to keep it that way.
It's a cocktail of various sugars, a fat, salt, artificial flavoring, and gelatin (usually from animal hooves).
God why are we still doing these stupid pop culture opinions?
Nobody actually dislikes hearing the worst moist.
Nobody actually cares if people put pineapple on pizza.
Nobody actually hates candy corn enough to give a shit about it.
Nobody. Not even you. You don't have to do this, you don't have to go through the motions just because they laid them out for you.
You can be a real person.
But this shit, this shit is so fucking lame.
Anyone ever seen or even tried broccoli and carrots on Pizza? It's truly disgusting.
Japan has entered the chat
Go home, Japan! You're drunk!
Beef and broccoli pizza is pretty tasty. Just slice the broccoli florets flat like mushrooms. The sauce is just standard brown sauce. Broccoli, beef, onion, mushrooms, and cheese.
Yummy
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Broccoli is great on pizza.
Carrots aren't great on anything lol
It was disgusting when I tried it. I don't think it helped that it was wood fired so the broccoli and carrots were heavily singed. Was very gross. It also barely had any cheese on it.
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