This was in 2017. Imagine the shit he's getting up to now.

What it's supposed to look like:

What it now looks like:

Of course we haven't forgotten about the interrobang! But maybe you should explain it. You know, in case someone else forgot.

Nice try, but I know 2.7 billion dollars would literally crush me.

The amount supplied by Russia is equal to America's consumption over 14 hours. So it'll be way less than a cent difference. A non-sociopath would never push that button, so we have a sociopath in the oval office to push it for us.

It'll get her an address fewer people know.

The gamer gets 5000 credits for the kill. He purchases a new 4-pack of explosive drones and a 12-pack of Monster energy. The system logs where the kill happened and, when the area is confirmed to be clear, a scavenger is dispatched to collect the victims rifle and thermos, which will both be melted down for raw materials. The scavenger leaves the rest.

I can definitely identify with the "I'd rather be anywhere but there" feeling lately. That might not be an ADHD meme.

Have you tried telling them they're stupid assholes? Maybe they haven't realized.

Bioware has been a shell of its former self for a long time, but given how often parts of dev teams get laid off, that was probably capitalism, too.

What's wrong with the X-men driving racecars?