Claws?

From cute couple to werido Creep in one easy step

Honestly, as an outsider i can say it sounds kinda cute and very polite

It's the antithesis of whatever the southern US is speaking. That just sounds like a whole pack of chewing gum is in your mouth.

He does look like an insufferable little shit

Cat is right

(I am definitely human and not a cat with access to the internet)

Wait, you don't clean the food tray after every use?

Idk hanging out at a Kids Playground without a kid would be weird

Your mom is cold

But it gets swayed into the coming gore pile so you have to touch the ick which means you are a desecrating the dead

The yorkshire photography union begs to differ

They did this obviously

Yeah blasting through the fugging village at 100kmh would cause a shitterton of accidents

Looks like a shoe. I'd eat it all

Sound like a modern manga title